Journal de CalorieKiller, 28 août 07

I'd like to take out a weight mortgage. Who's with me? I promise to pay it back through months of excellent behavior, with interest of course! Wouldn't it be so sweet to just sign a contract and have all the extra pounds evaporate with a promise to pay? I mean, we've adapted to our "get now pay later" culture in so many other regards that re-wiring the mindset for this project seems wrought with unsettling wrongness. I'm perfectly content to deprive myself for months for this--even years--but how's about a size 6 today? Oh, of course you have to work for it to fully appreciate it, blah blah blah. I know, I know. We all know. But it doesn't hurt to fantasize about a different kind of mortgage lender. But let's face it, at this point I'd probaby have a second mortgage and have trouble in the current economy getting a non-devastating interest weight. Ah, which reminds me (unfondly) of that unmagical week that I dated a Mortgage Broker...he was a total boner but I digress...