Journal de Vampirekitchen, 17 août 20

A neighbor just old me that my diet was going to cause me to damage my “eternal” organs. She repeated this word several times so I know I heard her correctly. I kept imaging Jesus coming out of the clouds shaking his head holding my steaming intestines in his hands saying “look what you’ve done! Now you’ll never get into Heaven”

Eye roll. Please lady, if you’re going to give me unsolicited advice, could you at least get the vocabulary straight!

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17 août 20 par le membre: melissapko
😂🤣😂 
17 août 20 par le membre: jcmama777
Oh my lord. That’s not how it works, but ok. 😂😂😂 
17 août 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
What diet are you on? lol  
17 août 20 par le membre: Onedllm
😂🤣 
17 août 20 par le membre: jstc2018
lol Kind of reminds me of my dad telling me that working out was going to brake my body down 
17 août 20 par le membre: cc81004
Perhaps your organs are eternally damned since you are a vampire . 🤔🙃🤣 
17 août 20 par le membre: sk.17
LOL!!  
17 août 20 par le membre: wholefoodnut
That’s hilarious, 
17 août 20 par le membre: xoxo1234567
I am also trying to figure out what diet you're on. You complained the other day about high salt intake, and we know you gave up dairy. As far as your "Eternal Organs" -- were you caught noshing on a human? Cannibalism is a diet in some countries. 😜 
17 août 20 par le membre: JustBananas
I’m on a low carb diet. My neighbor was freaking out about not eating enough whole grains and how that will give me colon cancer and blocked intestines. This is, of course, after she tells me I look great and asked how I had lost so much weight this summer. Remind me to take my trash bins to the curb the night before in the vast darkness of midnight so I can avoid people. 
17 août 20 par le membre: Vampirekitchen
Lol! Love your name by the way! I bet your neighbor won't take out her trash in the dark when she realizes her neighbor vampire is wandering around! :)  
17 août 20 par le membre: silkian
Vampirekitchen I hate to tell you the truth, but your neighbor has jealousilitus towards you😄🤣 
18 août 20 par le membre: isaalexana
people tell me I'm killing myself all the time, I take it with a grain of salt. They're probably jealous, be proud of yourself.  
18 août 20 par le membre: demmerly1
Jealousy... that's what it looks like. People trying to convince you to drop the rope. 
18 août 20 par le membre: immort777
😂😂😂 
18 août 20 par le membre: zoebony
People have so many misconceptions about low-carb. I love how people who have never read any of the research and aren't doctors suddenly become experts on gut health (a highly debated area, with contradictions everywhere) when it comes to low-carb or almost no-carb diets.  
18 août 20 par le membre: LaughingChevre
Dr. David Harper has written in BioDiet about how plant foods are NOT necessary for everyone. A doctor friend recommended the book to me. She isn't a "low-carb evangelist" or anything like that, but she does think keto/low-carb are highly effective and metabolically healthy for certain people (like, the millions who are metabolically unwell in the U.S, India and China). 
18 août 20 par le membre: LaughingChevre

     
 

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