I’ll take this one! Q. Why did Mozart fire his chickens? A. Because they kept saying: “Bach! Bach!”... 😳🤔
13 nov. 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
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Lol NNWD that was priceless
13 nov. 20 par le membre: jenny3781
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13 nov. 20 par le membre: Bryson crainick
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Wait, one more... Q. Why did the chicken get fired from her job? A. For fowl behavior!
13 nov. 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
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13 nov. 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
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B. Mozart fired his chicken becues he keep crossing the road
13 nov. 20 par le membre: Bryson crainick
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Lol you are on a roll this morning NNWD didn't Chris for this one DP
13 nov. 20 par le membre: jenny3781
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Dang, NNWD is on it! 😂 Are you googling chicken jokes? No cheating! 😂 Who needs Chris when we have you? That's right, Jenny.
13 nov. 20 par le membre: davidsprincess
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Good morning, guys! Jenny, thanks, love. 💖 It’s probably too early for Chris as he is sleeping it off after his last gym sesh and the subsequent 5,000 cal dinner. I am his stand-in in the meantime. Trying to scramble up another chicken joke, but can’t seem to whip one up now. 🤔
13 nov. 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
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Lol!! I ain’t no cheater! I am a natural comide-hen. 😬
13 nov. 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
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Q. How do you know a chicken was fired? A. Because it’s laying hard-boiled eggs. Ok, no, that one was stupid. The first two jokes were eggs-cellent though! 🐥🐣
13 nov. 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
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Lol ok NNWD yeah you are right they usually say number three is the charm I can't agree this time but the other two were good ok DP next comedian lol🤣
13 nov. 20 par le membre: jenny3781
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Lol, thanks, Jenny! 💖 Have a lovely morning, all! Time for more coffee for me.
13 nov. 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
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😂😂😂 dying! ❤️ Diablo asked why I'm smiling at my phone. 😆
13 nov. 20 par le membre: davidsprincess
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Oh, just some early morning chicken puns fueled by too much caffeine and anxiety! 🐥😝
13 nov. 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
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Slowly roasted lamb and pork, both full fat with bread baked for a while under the meat so that melting fat pours on it, just before meat gets off the fire, with potatoes deep fried in olive oil, tzatziki, Greek salad with a lot of feta, onion and olive oil, followed by cheese pie.
13 nov. 20 par le membre: Tassos67
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Dang Tassos that sounds delicious I gained like five pounds just thinking about that meal😂
13 nov. 20 par le membre: jenny3781
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chicken breast with cherry tomatoes and melted mozzarella cheese on top
13 nov. 20 par le membre: airfreedom
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Tassos- what time should Jenny and I arrive?
13 nov. 20 par le membre: davidsprincess
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Dang, Tassos! I’m sweating!
13 nov. 20 par le membre: newnamewhodis
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