Journal de Willie Gallacher, 13 sept. 17

I think I read somewhere that the fat reading can be affected by your hydration levels. I could be wrong but it might be worth Googling. I'd wish you a Happy Humpday, Willie but that might be rubbing it in a bit considering the humping Celtic got last night 😖 Take care! 

correct. there's a small pulse through your body that measures resistance. Fluid levels can affect this. BTW Beaten last night by (buy) a better (bought) team. Just shows what happens when you invest (throw) a king's (sheik's) ransom at a problem. sour grapes just now, but I'm sure that we will recover. Rangers fans are full of glee and poking fun at us. A bit like the guy who can't get into a nightclub and still finds time to criticise your dancing. 

I was only pulling your leg, Willie. I know how sour Rangers fans can be. Hey! It's been 15 years since my team was in the Champions League so fair play (and let's face it, Liverpool conceded the same on Saturday). 

My scales show % fat / water/ muscle and bone mass.. so sometimes it's easy to see that % water has gone down so fat has gone up 

5 nil what happened Willie lol ??? Sorry to rub it in but 5 nil ??? 

I know it looks bad. Even worse when I think about my other team. Beaten 5-0 by oil-funded man city and dropped a clanger last night. Never mind, life goes on and there's always the next game 

Oops! I didn't realise Liverpool were your second team 🙊 Maybe commiserating isn't my strong suit 😂 

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